Gene and Julie, blushing bride of Matt, at the blessed event. Gene has been Rahul's roommate for a few years now, and I've spent enough time with him to get a small sense of who he is. Basically, Gene is a big, manic bundle of quirks and idiosyncracies. We all are, I know. But have YOU ever sat around eating raw garlic out of a bowl? I didn't think so. Also, Gene is a goddamn genius, and the best stream-of-consciousness writer I have ever met. Go Gene Power!