Pokey, resplendent in do-rag and pajamas, cooking a down-home Monkey breakfast at Festivus 2000. I met Pokey, like Julie, while working at St. Lawrence. That was years ago, and we're still friends, so there you go. Pokey is a schoolteacher in San Jose; she lifeguards during the summer; and she kicks everyone's ass in between. I have no action photos of her stylin' waterskiing, wakeboarding, or snowboarding moves, so you'll have to settle for this one.