Me and Brittany, playing around with the webcam, fall or summer 1999. My beautiful little sister is a force of nature. Whether she's playing soccer with a concussion, cheerleading with a sprained ankle, or threatening people twice her size, she lets absolutely nothing stand in her way. When she was younger, I used to worry about the creepy, lecherous guys she was inevitably going to meet. Now I worry *for* them.