With Uncle Dave, in full mullet-and-Hammer-Pants mode. Summer, 1991. The t-shirts say "Life's A Bitch And She's Back In Heat." Dave isn't technically my uncle, but who cares? He really helped me through some rough times when I was growing up. He taught me how to drive a stick in that truck, too, now that I think about it. I haven't seen him since early 1998. If I could find him, I'd tell him that I'm married now...